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Quote of the Month
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Past Months Quotes
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
Who wants an Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.