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Joker Fireworks
9 Elm Street
Epping, NH 03042
ph: 603-679-1000
fax: 603-347-8625
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Quote of the Month
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Steven Wright
Past Months Quotes
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman
When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.
Eddie Cantor
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
James Thurber
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
George Gobel
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
John Belushi
Who wants an Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
John Candy
Joker Fireworks
9 Elm Street
Epping, NH 03042
ph: 603-679-1000
fax: 603-347-8625
thejoker